Fellowship of the Token Ring

The Questionable Standard in Card Authentication by a Team of Assembled Idiots

Why Choose FOTTRCard? (Honestly, We're Not Sure Either)

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"Military-Grade" Security

We slapped an NFC chip on it and called it cryptographic. The military probably wouldn't approve.

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"Expert" Grading

We squint at cards and argue about grades. Sometimes we use a Magic 8-Ball for tie-breakers.

Instant(ish) Verification

It works most of the time. When it doesn't, we blame Mercury retrograde or DNS propagation.

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Questionable Trust

We're independent because no corporation would hire us. Your cards are probably safer elsewhere.

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